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Post by alewtian on Nov 11, 2007 17:30:31 GMT -8
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:..... cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bullcrap artist. Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry Clinton :.... Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic :.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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Post by Thalgin on Nov 11, 2007 18:50:57 GMT -8
well if you put it that way...
still cant stand the movie and bill still thinks, he is in one
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Post by Brawlgin Skulforge on Nov 12, 2007 10:59:04 GMT -8
For the record..." i did not engulf i merely snared ur judgeness... and if the bonechips dont fit... you must aquit.=P
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Post by Naturezkiss Portalbeauty on Nov 13, 2007 7:23:17 GMT -8
lmao
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