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Post by alewtian on May 6, 2008 10:59:56 GMT -8
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb azz!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong. ;D
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Post by Brawlgin Skulforge on May 8, 2008 21:03:45 GMT -8
He didnt get it wrong.. one is easier to do then other...
All the rides movie and candies 432.oo dollars
motel for buying her a size 6 dress for her to never wear and have her take it as a insult kick him out of room....
P R I C E L E S S...lmao
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Post by Naturezkiss Portalbeauty on May 9, 2008 4:45:25 GMT -8
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong. hes saposed to have a magic wand to take that fat azz away so she can fit in the size six gaaaarsh you men neva listen lmao
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Post by perone on May 9, 2008 5:23:02 GMT -8
i have one of those ACME wands, but everytime i use it, her azz gets bigger!!! Dang it. I knew i shouldn't have bought it off the clearance rack
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Post by Naturezkiss Portalbeauty on May 9, 2008 7:11:05 GMT -8
i think you may have bought the one for women to use and its not the arse we trying to make bigger
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Post by onilich on May 22, 2008 8:56:00 GMT -8
smart man buys her size dress and has the size replaced with a size 6 lable , under the labe has a note that says you will always be the perfect size for me .
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Post by Naturezkiss Portalbeauty on May 22, 2008 9:17:44 GMT -8
OOOOOOOOo thats good ....lol
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Post by Brawlgin Skulforge on May 24, 2008 13:45:50 GMT -8
smooothe oni smooothe =)
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Post by aeriun on May 25, 2008 19:03:47 GMT -8
OK....BAN him, he makes the rest of us look BAD!!!!!
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